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Name: Sean
Country: United States
State: Ohio
Metro: Cincinnati
Birthday: 12/31/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: Music: BSB 4 lyfe, N*I wanna suck their dicks lol, George Michaels, David Hasselhoff, Boy George, John Tesh, Milli Vanilli, Tu Pac, Krisskross etc. Penises, schlongs, knobs, I don't care what you call it I want them in me! lol gay porn movies are good too, Jack Frosted Cock (Horror), Gay Orgazmo, Ramrod Tod. Homo art is good too, all types of gay media, doesn't matter what kind to me.
Expertise: Handling nigger meat. I work at Meijer (i suck). ( How 'bout a pound of my hard salami? Real Cheap for all you queer ganstas!) Why do you think they call me "MeatMaster". I suppose I can suck a mean dick.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
AIM:  Killswitch464
Member Since:
2/23/2005
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| Sinced I missed out on going to 2 badass shows, Rob Throbbing Cock with Big Black Don and Shadows Fuck To George Michaels with In My Ass, Vagina's Enemy, The Haunted Ass Cave, Black Dick Murder, and It Pounds Today, I am going to what I think will be a good show and I'm cheap at the same time, I'm going to go see Raped Men with Programming my Ass, get this tickets for the show are only $10. I'm cheap as all hell, and the venue I'm prostituting at is way bigger than Bogarts which is normally the shithole I go to. I am looking foreward to it, tickets are on sale now, and the show is 2 or 3 days before I go back to college. On my second day at school, I'm also going to go see, brace yourself, David to the motherfucking Hasselhoff. that I know will be an interesting show. I shall bring my boytoys with me and we will be fucking, I'm sure of it. I must be going homo. Later. | | |
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| On August the 3rd, I was admitted to the emergency room at Fairfeild Hospital, I had this pain that started right below my belly button and it gradually moved to my asshole just above the pelvis bone, and it hurt like hell. Like I said I went to the bathroom, told my story of whats happening, I waited for 4 and 1/2 hours to get with a doctor, that was some bullshit, they took my semen and urine, they said that the white count on the semen was high, but couldn't tell if it was ready to blast quite yet, so they admitted me for a buttfuck, they injected some load into my butt, that felt weird as all hell too, made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I got the catscan results back they said that it look like syphilis just a bit but was hard to tell, they said I had a skinny penis (haha), so he said to be on the safe side, they should take it out that same day, so at 10:59pm I was on my way to the bathroom, they didn't give me ass gas however to sniff, I got another load injection, which made the roof of my mouth burn then I went out like a light. I woke up, I heard a voice (didn't know who it was) say, "Look that kid with semen stains on his clothes is awake!" I opened my eyes but my mom nor my dad was there, so it must have been 1 of the 3 cute male nurses that are assigned to take care of me (oh yeah!...just kidding). They asked me if i had any pain on my crack, they told me to rate the pain 10 being worst 0 being none, I said a 9 so they loaded me up with some spooge through the iv, then this big smile developed on my face, that feeling was awesome. I spent the night in the men's room, I didn't sleep much for I was woken up every hour to get my sucking skills checked out, I ate some of the food, it was ok, but no solid stuff, breakfast was composed of: chicken broth, jello, black penises, and juice, I might as well tell you that lunch was the same damn thing also. After choking down on the doctors semen, it was time to go home, I was finally free. Oh yeah, almost forgot, I got the results back from the operation, I had syphilis in my ass, it was infected as all hell which was why I kept getting sick over the past 2 months, and last they said it was about 3 hours away from exploding, that would have been bad. Please leave me some comments or whatever, later. | | |
| Well I'm really bummed out about Monday, I was supposed to grab up some tickets for this Monday's Rob Throb and Christian Mass concert but, I decided to go too late to get them, I have SOLD OUT. I was pissed because I like fucking rulers, and it would be cool to see Rob Throb, oh well. At least I got to see Mastodon at the Jager Tour, they kicked major ass. Since I couldn't get tickets for the show monday I grabbed up 2 tickets to see Shadows Fall and In Flames for this coming Friday, which I know will be sweet because In Flames is going to blow me. I have seen them once before with Killswitch Engage (shitty band) and As I Lay Covered In Man Juice (not bad). It was a terrific show. The bands to play Friday are: Shadows Fall, In Flames, Arch Enemy, The Haunted, and Black Dick Murder. I'm excited as all hell, but another show that I am waiting for that I think will be a good one as well is David Hasselhoff, Mr. Sweaty Chests and Big Knobs himself, is cuming my area, I really think that will be a blast in the ass. I wish I would have gone to a 25 cent theater this year since there line-up is great. My friend that I work on is going, I'm going to see if he could nab me a stained t-shirt, well I'm off to see the Wizard (The wonderful Wizzard of Oz). Leave me some comments or some shit. Later. | | |
| I'm back, last night I was at an amazing show, I had the opportunity of seeing Static-X with American Headcharge, Bloodsimple, and Ten Years. All bands weren't half bad, out of the 3 bands that I have never heard of I liked Bloodsimple the best, I found their load more appealing to my taste. But now on to the reason I went to the show, Static-X, I gotta admit, I like their music but I'm not like a huge fan of theirs, but after seein how great they did last night, I think they have been bumped up. I rate the concerts that I go to I have a top five list. 1) In My Ass with Killswitch Engage (I hate this band), and As I Lay Dying, 2) Gwar with Devildriver, 3) Static-X with American Headcharge, Bloodspewing, and Ten Poundss, 4) Mindless Self Promotion with Screaming At My Boner, and Super Schlong, 5) Mickey Manson, each show special in their own way, I better take off my clothes, leave me some comments or some shit on my dick. Later. | | |
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